MAGEE

There once was a monkey
Who swung tree to tree
He was kinda chunky
His name was Magee

One day Magee was swinging around
He missed a branch
And fell to the ground
His friends couldn't help him
How ever much they tried
So poor little Magee
Just laid there and died
by: "Killer" Burkey

The Monkey

There once was a monkey
Quiet and sweet
Let's get him and swing him by his feet
Let's get a shot gun and shoot him in the head
Now that quaint little monkey
Lies there dead
Let's get another one
And poke out it's eyes
We're torturing poor monkey
Now aren't we nice guys??